The producers of this particular electronic fiction would like to take this opportunity to say that they do NOT condone the use of Head and Shoulders brand shampoo. The silly writer, who is not dangerous even when foaming at the mouth, wishes to feel "hip" and therefore has chosen not to erase his otherwise ridiculous remark about the specific hair care product that, from this point on, we shall no longer mention.




We now return you to your regularly scheduled hYpertext fiction without further interuption.

Thanks...